Tit for Tat…
So, yesterday, i took our little gift from heaven to the doctor. It is his normal check up time. Now we tried this before, but he had fever due to his near walking pneumonia, so we had to take him back to get his shots.
I stayed home with him. He went down for a nap a little before we were suppose to leave, so waking him up and getting him out the door became a last minute push to be on time.
He was in his pajamas, so I threw some sandals on him…no bare feet at the doctor’s office…and left. I forgot it was 40 degrees outside, so I ran in and grabbed some sweats to cover his legs. I thought the PJ’s he had on where shorts…but they were not. they were full length and would have sufficed.
Looking back, he had one ghetto outfit on, but we made it to the doc’s on time. I sent a picture out and that’s when the ridicule began…
My wife marked up the photo.
Yes, he looked like a red headed step child at Wal-Mart. I get it…
However…let me shed some light on his momma’s latest clothing faux pas.
She went home Friday…which was national cleavage day by the way…and took a nap before picking up tony. She was wearing a dress that show a little cleavage, but not obscene amounts.
So she woke up, drove to the day care, and was greeted by some odd questions.
“So, how was your…er…day? Was it is a…um…long one?”
“No it was fine” she replied, puzzled by their interest.
She got home…and realized her dress, during her nap, had dropped down on one side to expose one of her sweater puppies. She did have a bra one, so it wasn’t extremely pornographic, but she had been showing one of the girls to everyone who passed by.
So, it seems, fashion accidents run in the family.
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