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A Moment that DEFACS would love

by Bryan Comer

I saw my wife, setting on the couch, with that all too familiar pained look on her face.

I cross the room, catching her eye and smiling.

I drop to my knees at her side, placing my head on her stomach, and address my unborn son…

“Look, you little mother-fu___er. You need to get your ass out here or I will beat you! I’ll let Charlie eat you if you don’t hurry up.”

Sarah Laughed…but still no baby. I think Charlie has dibs on the placenta now.

I’m not the only one whispering sweet nothings to their baby.


Posted in General on December 2nd, 2007

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One Response to “A Moment that DEFACS would love”

  1. Sarah Says:
    December 3rd, 2007 at 11:23 am

    GET HIM OUT OF ME.

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